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Track 11 of 13 · 4:10 · Female / Alternative

Plato in a Suit

by Brandan Kraft, © 2026
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Notes

Track eleven is the album's meta-diagnosis - the one song that names the operating system under all the others. He didn't leave when the apostles wrote the letters. He just changed his clothes. Plato. Still here, wearing our suit now, hiding in plain sight at every wake and catechism and Sunday sermon.

The diagnostic device is simply learning to spot him. Catch the funeral homily calling the body a wrapper she got out of. Hum I'll fly away with no resurrection anywhere in it. Read the half-quoted Paul on the bumper sticker - absent from the body, the verse keeps going, they leave it there. Hear the sermon say the flesh is the enemy as if Paul had not meant a redeemable this body. The chorus names the smuggling operation. He's smuggling Athens past the cross. He's wearing the Republic like a robe. You can't see him 'cause he's wearing OUR clothes.

But verse three is the rebuttal, and it is all flesh. I read the gospels with a body in mind, and there was Jesus - walking, eating, sleeping, weeping, sweating, bleeding. There was Easter, a real body asking for fish. There was Thomas with a hand in real wounds. There was Paul promising my body would be raised, not abandoned. The bridge hammers it home. The Word became flesh. The Word stayed flesh. The grave gave the flesh back. The flesh ascended. The flesh is coming back. Plato hates this story. That's how you know it's true. The cross was a body, the throne is a body, and the only one in this room wearing a costume is the Greek.

Lyrics


[Intro]
He didn't leave when the apostles wrote the letters
He just changed his clothes
He's been at every wake, every catechism, every Sunday morning sermon
Hiding in plain sight
He's wearing our suit now

[Verse 1]
Find him at the funeral
"She's in a better place"
No body mentioned
He's in the homily
Calling the corpse a wrapper
She got out of it
Hum the hymn with me
"I'll fly away, O glory"
No resurrection in the air
Read the bumper sticker
Half-quoting Paul
"Absent from the body" -- the verse keeps going, they leave it there
Catch the eulogy
Calling her body "just a shell"
Plato wrote the script

[Pre-Chorus]
He came in through Hippo
He came in through the Bishop
He came in through Augustine
He's wearing the vestments
But the suit is Greek

[Chorus]
Plato in a suit
Plato in a suit
He's smuggling Athens past the cross
Plato in a suit
Plato in a suit
He's wearing the Republic like a robe
You can't see him 'cause he's wearing OUR clothes
But the body underneath is still Greek

[Verse 2]
He's in the sermon
"The flesh is the enemy"
Like Paul didn't say "this body"
He's in the catechism
Soul as the prize, body as a sidecar
The resurrection bone gone missing
Open the kids' Bible
Heaven full of clouds
Not one footstep on the new earth
Hear the "spiritual man" talk
Matter as the lesser
Athens grading our ontology
Listen to the funeral prayer
"Release her spirit"
Like the spirit was caged
And the cage was the problem

[Pre-Chorus]
He's been here since Hippo
He came in through the Bishop
He's wearing the catechism
But the page is Greek

[Chorus]
Plato in a suit
Plato in a suit
He's smuggling Athens past the cross
Plato in a suit
Plato in a suit
He's wearing the Republic like a robe
You can't see him 'cause he's wearing OUR clothes
But the body underneath is still Greek

[Verse 3]
And then I read the gospels with a body in mind
And there was Jesus
Walking, eating, sleeping
Weeping, sweating, bleeding, dying
There was Easter
A real body
Asking the disciples for fish
There was Thomas
A hand in real wounds
There was Paul
Telling me my body would be RAISED
Not abandoned
There was the Author
Who thought my body too
And Plato was suddenly nowhere
Because the gospel was full of flesh

[Bridge]
Athens stripped off.
Jerusalem standing in flesh.
The Word became flesh.
The Word stayed flesh.
The grave gave the flesh back.
The flesh ascended.
The flesh is coming back.
Plato hates this story.
That's how you know it's true.

[Final Chorus]
Plato in a suit
Plato in a suit
He's been smuggling Athens past the cross for sixteen centuries
Plato in a suit
Take it off
The cross was a body
The grave was a body
The risen was a body
The throne is a body
And the only one wearing a costume here
Is the Greek

[Outro]
Plato in a suit
Plato in a suit
But Jesus had a body
Jesus has a body
Jesus is coming back with a body
Plato in a suit
Take it off

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