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Track 12 of 13 · 4:48 · Female / Alternative

Storehouse Math

by Brandan Kraft, © 2026
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Notes

Track twelve turns the album's eye on the offering plate. He's gonna preach Malachi three. He's gonna pass the plate. He's gonna call it a storehouse, like the temple moved to the church basement. And the song's first move is to do the arithmetic out loud, on a real life. Ten percent of food on the table is the table. Ten percent of the rent is your kid's bedroom. Ten percent of the medicine is the prescription. The abstract pulpit demand suddenly has a price tag, and the price is your child's room.

The second verse does the history the tithing sermon always skips. Levi was a tribe with no land - that's why they got the tithe in the first place. The tithe was grain and animals, not paychecks; it rotated every third year to widows and strangers, not buildings. There is no plate in the upper room, no storehouse in Acts, no Malachi three sermon that Paul ever preached. The whole apparatus is an old-covenant anachronism wheeled out every fall, right before the building program drive.

And then the gospel pivot, which is the only thing that actually frees a giver. The temple is Christ's body. The storehouse is the cross. The math was finished on a Friday two thousand years ago. The bridge hands you Paul's actual giving theology - every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give, not grudgingly, not of necessity, for God loveth a cheerful giver. What is left when the math is paid is not a quota. It is gratitude. Generous because He was generous first. Free because the price was paid.

Lyrics

[Intro]
He's gonna preach Malachi three
He's gonna pass the plate
He's gonna call it a storehouse
Like the temple moved to the church basement

[Verse 1]
Ten percent of fifty thousand is five thousand
Ten percent of a hundred thousand is ten
Ten percent of food on the table is the table
Ten percent of the rent is your kid's bedroom
Ten percent of the gas in the tank is the drive home
Ten percent of the heat in the winter is January
Ten percent of the medicine is the prescription
And he calls it a tithe
And he calls it obedience
And he calls it the storehouse

[Pre-Chorus]
And the pastor says trust
And the pastor says obey
And the pastor says open the windows of heaven
And the pastor doesn't say
Where the new wing came from
Where the new screens came from
Where his salary came from
Where the lobby coffee bar came from

[Chorus]
Storehouse math!
Storehouse math!
Bring ten percent of everything you can't afford
Storehouse math!
Storehouse math!
And the pastor grins as he counts the plate
The temple moved to the basement of the church
The temple moved to the basement of the church

[Verse 2]
Levi was a tribe with no land
That's why they got the tithe in the first place
The tithe was grain and animals, not paychecks
The tithe rotated every third year
Going to widows and strangers, not buildings
There's no tithe on a paycheck in the New Testament
There's no plate in the upper room
There's no storehouse in Acts
There's no Malachi three sermon
That Paul ever preached
But the pastor preaches it every fall
Right before the building program drive

[Pre-Chorus]
And the pastor says trust
And the pastor says obey
And the pastor says open the windows of heaven
And the pastor doesn't say
The storehouse is empty of Levites
The temple is a body now
The plate is the pastor's mortgage
The plate is the pastor's mortgage

[Chorus]
Storehouse math!
Storehouse math!
Bring ten percent of everything you can't afford
Storehouse math!
Storehouse math!
And the pastor grins as he counts the plate
The temple moved to the basement of the church
The temple moved to the basement of the church

[Verse 3]
The temple is Christ's body
The storehouse is the cross
The math was finished on a Friday two thousand years ago
You bring nothing
You bring the cracked vessel He fills
You bring the cup He pours into
You bring the gratitude that overflows
Not a percentage
Not a quota
Not a checkbook stub for tax purposes
A heart the Spirit moved
Generous because He was generous first
Free because the price was paid

[Bridge]
Every man according as he purposeth in his heart
So let him give
Not grudgingly
Not of necessity
For God loveth a cheerful giver
Paul wrote that to a church that did not pass a plate
Paul wrote that to a church that did not preach Malachi three
Paul wrote that to a church that gave because they wanted to
Not because the math demanded it

[Final Chorus]
Storehouse math
Storehouse math
The plate has no claim on the cup you were given
Storehouse math
Storehouse math
The math was paid on a hill on a Friday
What's left is gratitude
What's left is gratitude
Free

[Outro]
Storehouse math
Storehouse math
The math was finished at the cross
Bring what He gave you
Free
Free

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